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Post by haynelia101 on Nov 13, 2008 19:03:07 GMT -5
Well...as the title says, let's try and make the largest collection of jokes! Post a joke here...whether its funny, lame, short, or long...let's try and make the largest collection of jokes! (But please no jokes that will cause offense...like Dumb Blonde jokes, Yo Mama Jokes, ect.)
Okay. I'll post a joke. Things to Do in a Bathroom Stall 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
4. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
5. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
6. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy now!!"
7. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
8. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
9. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
10. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
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Post by Taranee on Nov 16, 2008 3:12:23 GMT -5
I've heard those before. If i remember correctly there was also one about dropping a marble and saying "My glass eye!"
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