Post by Prince Phobos on Jul 23, 2009 16:37:58 GMT -5
[Andrew: Entrance Gate]
He parks his car in the parking lot, then goes inside.
___________
He walks to the Sporting Goods department.
Employee: "Can I help you?"
Andrew: "I'd like to buy a handgun."
Employee: "Can I see some ID?"
Andrew shows driver's license.
Employee: *looks at license to confirm that Andrew is at least age 12* "Alright." *gives back the license* "What brand would you like?"
Andrew: *shrugs* "It doesn't matter. Maybe one with a lot of fire-power?"
Employee: "You mean..." *goes in back, then returns with a Pfeifer Zeliska Revolver* "Something like this?"
Andrew: "Woah! That's like--HUGE!"
Employee: "It sure is."
Andrew: "Got anything with a kick that's, ah... You know... A little smaller?"
Employee: "Sure do!" *goes in back again & returns with a 600 Nitro Express* "How about this?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzri8dn7p0&
Andrew: "Isn't that a little old-fashioned?"
Employee: "Modern guns are built for low-impact. If you want power, then you need something like this."
Andrew: "Then I'll take it. How much?"
Employee: "That'll be $15,000--cash."
Andrew: "Ok, I'll be right back." *walks away*
Employee: *puts the gun back then washes the counter*
Andrew: *returns from ATM with an envelope of cash* "I'd like to purchase that gun you showed me earlier."
Employee:
Andrew: "What's wrong? You said it was $15,000, right?"
Employee: "Um... Yes... Yes, it is."
He takes the envelope, gets the gun, does all the paperwork, wraps up the gun, & hands it to Andrew.
Andrew: "Can I buy bullets here too?"
Employee: "Yup."
Andrew buys the bullets, then returns to his car & drives off.
[Exit to Andrew's Home]
He parks his car in the parking lot, then goes inside.
___________
He walks to the Sporting Goods department.
Employee: "Can I help you?"
Andrew: "I'd like to buy a handgun."
Employee: "Can I see some ID?"
Andrew shows driver's license.
Employee: *looks at license to confirm that Andrew is at least age 12* "Alright." *gives back the license* "What brand would you like?"
Andrew: *shrugs* "It doesn't matter. Maybe one with a lot of fire-power?"
Employee: "You mean..." *goes in back, then returns with a Pfeifer Zeliska Revolver* "Something like this?"
Andrew: "Woah! That's like--HUGE!"
Employee: "It sure is."
Andrew: "Got anything with a kick that's, ah... You know... A little smaller?"
Employee: "Sure do!" *goes in back again & returns with a 600 Nitro Express* "How about this?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzri8dn7p0&
Andrew: "Isn't that a little old-fashioned?"
Employee: "Modern guns are built for low-impact. If you want power, then you need something like this."
Andrew: "Then I'll take it. How much?"
Employee: "That'll be $15,000--cash."
Andrew: "Ok, I'll be right back." *walks away*
Employee: *puts the gun back then washes the counter*
Andrew: *returns from ATM with an envelope of cash* "I'd like to purchase that gun you showed me earlier."
Employee:
Andrew: "What's wrong? You said it was $15,000, right?"
Employee: "Um... Yes... Yes, it is."
He takes the envelope, gets the gun, does all the paperwork, wraps up the gun, & hands it to Andrew.
Andrew: "Can I buy bullets here too?"
Employee: "Yup."
Andrew buys the bullets, then returns to his car & drives off.
[Exit to Andrew's Home]