Ha! I'm soooo gonna use my hoogong-theme deck! ;D It's too absurd to not use!
Gorge hoogong
Level 3
Good
ATK: 1300
DEF: 1400
Description: The peacebird of Meridian
Gorge hoogong pack leader
level 5
Good
ATK: 1600
DEF: 1700
Ability: This card cannot be made target of an attack when there are gorge hoogongs on your field
Description: the pack leader of gorge hoogong herds
Gorge hoogong herd
level 7
ATK 2400
DEF 2400
Ability: When destroyed, you may invoke as many gorge oogongs to the field as there are open spaces. This ability is negated if there is no Gorge hoogong pack leader on your field
Hoogong gorge
Field card
Good
Effect: All gorge hoogongs and gorge hoogong pack leaders will recieve 300 extra ATK and DEF. As long as this card stays in play, the destruction of gorge hoogongs and gorge hoogong pack leaders will not affect the player's LP
Description: A gorge that is home to the gorge hoogongs
Wild hoogong
level 3
good
ATK: 1200
DEF: 1400
Ability: When this card is placed on the field, you my draw an extra card.
Description: Meridian's peacebird in the wild.
Hoogong chick
Level 2
good
ATK: 1000
DEF: 1000
Ability: you may sacrifice this card in order to summon a hoogong-type card from your deck or grave
Description: "Awww... Baby hoogongs!"
Hoogong nesting grounds
Field card
good
Effect: Whenever you have two or more hoogong-type cards on your field, you may invoke a Hoogong egg token, with ATK 0 and DEF 500 every turn. Hoogong egg tokens can be tributed to invoke Hoogong chicks
Description: A wide-open field with nothing but big, blue eggs
East Nobere hoogong
Level 5
good
ATK: 1600
DEF: 1700
Ability: Once summoned to the field, this card cannot be attacked for two turns
Description: A hoogong, domesticated by the inhabitants of east-Nobere township
West Nobere hoogong
level 5
good
ATK 1600
DEF 1700
Ability: Once summoned to the field, neither player may summon East Nobere hoogongs for two turns
Description: A domesticated hoogong that hails from west Nobere township
East Nobere hoogong pack leader
Level 6
good
ATK: 1800
DEF: 1900
Ability: If you have west Nobere hoogongs on your field, attacks that target this card will shift target to one of them
Description: The leader of east Nobere hoogongs
West Nobere hoogong pack leader
Level 6
good
ATK: 1800
DEF: 1900
Ability: As long as this card is in play, the destruction of west Nobere hoogongs will not affect the player's LP
East Nobere hoogong herder
level 4
good
ATK: 1500
DEF: 1400
Ability: As long as this card stays in play, east Nobere hoogongs cannot be destroyed through combat. You may shuffle any hoogong-type card from the field into your deck in order to summon an east Nobere hoogong from the grave to the field
Description: an east Noberite that looks after the hoogong herd
West Nobere hoogong herder
level 4
good
ATK: 1500
DEF: 1400
Ability: As long as this card stays in play, west Nobere hoogongs cannot be destroyed through combat. Defeated west Nobere hoogongs will not go into the grave, but will be reshuffled into the deck
Description: The dedicated caretaker of west Nobere townships prized hoogong herd
Hoogong land dispute
trap card
good
effect: This card is activated once the player has at least one east Nobere hoogong and one west Nobere hoogong on his field. All of the opponent's monster of level 5 or higher cannot attack or defend due to the crisis at hand
Description: "You see? If the west Noberites keep their hoogong herd on the east side of west Nobere township, and the east Noberites keep their hoogong herd on the west side of east Nobere township, then it is all but inevitable that east Nobere hoogongs will mix with West Nobere hoogongs. It's geographical chaos with feathers! This is, and always has been, bad for business!"
The west side of east Nobere township
field card
good
Effect: East Nobere hoogongs will gain an additoinal 300 ATK value for every west Nobere hoogong on the field
Description: Geographical chaos with feathers part 1
The east side of west Nobere township
field card
good
effect: West nobere hoogongs will gain an additional 300 ATK value for each east Nobere hoogong on the field
Description: Geographical chaos with feathers part 2
Hoogong revenge squad
trap card
good
Effect: Activated when the player has at least twenty hoogong-type cards in the grave and the opponent deals direct LP damage. All cards with an ATK of 1500 or higher on the opponent's field, hand or deck will be taken out of the game.
Description: Most people would expect Cuccos to come instead...